The Google Queen

Elizabeth Windsor, well-known senior citizen and hat model,
has developed an interest in computers and this 'thing' called
Google. Her husband told her that it was a way to bowl a ball
at Cricket, but she did not believe him. Eventually she found
the magic Google and decided to add it to her private empire.

Easy Riders

While Elizabeth Windsor is learning all about Google, her two
grandsons William and Harry are enjoying themselves with
two motorbikes on a 1000-mile tour across South Africa.
For the two Lieutenants of the British Household Cavalry this
is a nice adventure holiday, but officially they are doing it - as
a press release says - "for charity". It seems that whatever a
member of their family does is always "for charity", but hardly
ever do we know what kind of charity their fun is actually for.

In this case it is probably irrelevant, as - according to South
African media reports - the costs of providing "security" for
the two precious young men are much higher than the money
they raise for charity from their cross-country motorbike ride.
Some Royal charity, indeed!